I repeat: this is a real press release.
REGARDING AJC EDITORIAL
SIGNED BY CYNTHIA TUCKER
May 17, 2006
As the old saying goes:
"You don't get into a fight with someone who buys ink by the barrel and paper by the ton."
I want to apologize for aggravating the AJC by saying DeKalb County Government’s hiring practices are better than the AJC's and Cox Enterprise’s hiring practices.
I want to plead with the AJC, “I’se tired. Please don't whup me no mo!!" I don't know many ways I can say it: I have not, will not, shall not condone racism in DeKalb County’s hiring practices.
In the words of a great American, Forest Gump, “that's all I gotta say about that!"
• Vernon Jones