Thursday, November 10, 2005

Suburban Atlanta Anthem To Premiere at UGA Halftime

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Suburban Atlanta Anthem To Premiere at UGA Halftime
“OTP” written and produced by country legend Abilene San Antonio

LAWRENCEVILLE - November 10, 2005 - With more than 90,000 fans watching, Grammy-award winner and Lawrenceville resident Abilene San Antonio will debut his suburban Atlanta anthem “OTP” during the halftime celebration of this Saturday’s UGA-Auburn game in Athens. “OTP” is Mr. San Antonio’s response to the Dallas Austin-penned “The ATL,” a song that many in the suburbs feel emphasizes urban culture to the exclusion of hard-working, decent, God-fearing, white suburbanites.

“If you ask me, rap’s just crap without the C,” explained San Antonio. “When Dallas Austin made ‘The ATL’ into one of them rap songs, he was pretty much tellin’ folks like me that we ain’t no longer welcome in Atlanta no more. It’s too bad, cause my wife was wantin’ to check out that Ikea place.”

San Antonio’s previous hits include “Trucks, Guns and More Guns,” “That’s Our Oil Under Their Sand,” and the Grammy award-winning “God Didn’t Make No Adam And Steve.”

Click here to listen to a sample of Abilene San Antonio's "OTP"

12 comments:

#1 fan said...

Abilene is my hero.

Anonymous said...

Great, Abilene sounds like just another redneck that gives Atlanta a bad name. Super funny and incredibly hilarious, that award-winning type of humor that an eighth grader usually comes up with. Bravo.

Jim V. said...

Mr. Mouth-Breathing-Chair-Warmer is having a contest to this effect...you should submit it.

Irony on so many levels. I can't stand it.

Steve Barton said...

This is a great tune, is there really more of it? Where can I find the rest? If you want, before you help me, I promise I'll always call it "ironic." Ha!

Thanks for sharing, your listener,
Steve Barton

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Karsh said...

Holy crap...the saddest thing is this is actually true. Hip-hop homo homeless High Museum? Grr...

Anonymous said...

One of the most poignant songs to come from Abilene St. Dupree, or whatever the hell his name is.

-Reid J.

clunkyrobot said...

Good Night Sweet Prince.

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